...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Randomize
