i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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