Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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