soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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