We're facebook friends in real life
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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