Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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