ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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