it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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