i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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