she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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