Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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