She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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