its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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