I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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