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Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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