if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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