Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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