we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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