oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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