Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
