4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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