I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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