All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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