Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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