Are we in a gay sports bar?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think a kid would responsible me up
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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