Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Randomize
