that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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