I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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