i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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