Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He passed out mid-signature
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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