Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
where am i from again
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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