They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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