Her vagina should come with caution tape.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
