god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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