dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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