Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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