Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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