I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
