did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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