I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
