So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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