Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
