question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Sober January is a disaster.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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