Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I look better un-naked...
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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