Your face is a jimmy john
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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