Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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