In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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