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Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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