She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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