No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize
